i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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