I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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