Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
and you fell through a lawn chair
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize