508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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