my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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