glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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