I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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