i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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