She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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