I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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