Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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