Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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