I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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