who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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