I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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