Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
honey bunches of taint.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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