oh god the rape fog is back!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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