thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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