yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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