I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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