Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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