dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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