D3 body, D1 cock
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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