his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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