She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
