it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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