Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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