i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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