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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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