I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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