Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
