You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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