I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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