Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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