when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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