omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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