If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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