i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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