Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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