i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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