What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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