Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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