The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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