If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Please don't give away my fajitas
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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