4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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