I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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