week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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