I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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