i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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