Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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