You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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