I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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