Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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