My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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