I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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