does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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